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Woodenisms

Things our Old Man told us through the years. Not necessarily original, but lets say that we heard them more than once.

Monday, November 23, 2015

His favorite race horse

When he smelled a fart he would say "Hoof Harted"
Posted by waltwooden at 10:49 AM

The P is silent

When someone asked about a word with a silent P in it, he would always say the P is silent just like the Pee in swimming. Which always got a blank stare from people.
Posted by waltwooden at 10:44 AM
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