Thursday, May 22, 2008

She headed for the door

Wooden Sr. often would break into a chorus of "she ripped and she roared and she headed for the door, but her bowels over took her and she crapped on the floor, shave and a hair cut, two bits." We never knew if that was all there was to the song or not.

What's that you have on?

Jerry Sr.'s standard reply to someone who might notice that he had a nice aroma. The conversation might go like this "Something smells good...what is that you have on?"....."I have a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it".

Sunday, March 2, 2008


"You are slower than a turd of hurdles" Sometimes, "Off like a turd of hurdles"

Mucking Fuch

"Screw you, your not so mucking fuch". Jerry Sr used the switched letter to avoid using profanity when trying to make a point.

Monday, January 21, 2008


"You can't see the forest for the trees" was an often used end to an argument by Jerry Sr.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


When hearing some one speak of Jamaica, Jerry Sr. would quickly say, "Jamaica, hell no, I didn't even kiss her".


When Jerry Sr. would hear someone speaking of the anatomical location called the rectum he could immediately say "Rectum my ass, you almost Killed'em".