Thursday, May 22, 2008

She headed for the door

Wooden Sr. often would break into a chorus of "she ripped and she roared and she headed for the door, but her bowels over took her and she crapped on the floor, shave and a hair cut, two bits." We never knew if that was all there was to the song or not.

What's that you have on?

Jerry Sr.'s standard reply to someone who might notice that he had a nice aroma. The conversation might go like this "Something smells good...what is that you have on?"....."I have a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it".