Thursday, November 23, 2023
Wednesday, April 27, 2022
Monday, September 21, 2020
Bad driving
if you did something stupid while driving, he would say "Stop the car or we'll all be killed"
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Sunday, September 23, 2018
Thursday, March 16, 2017
Truck backing up.
When hearing a truck beeping when backing up he would say "The fat lady is backing up"
Monday, October 17, 2016
Did you see what I did in the yard?
Every time I visited he would ask "Did you see what I did in the yard?" I would say no and he would say "You never pay attention to anything."
"Because it was on sale"
Why do you have 15 extension cords in the garage? He would tend to think that buying things in large quantities even if you didn't need them at the time would save money if it was on sale.
When looking for a lost tool
"One of the f*****g kids took my tools."
That's why he had 2 of everything.
The whole world is a bit strange
One of his favorite quotes from the social reformer Robert Owen (1771-1858) "The whole world is a bit strange except thee and me and I'm not so sure about thee."
Saturday, October 15, 2016
When there is something wrong he would say...
Nothing wrong with nothing wrong with nothing wrong with that.
Thursday, October 13, 2016
As they say in the vernacular...
When he would say something that was not grammatically correct such as: "I am plumb wore out... As they say in the vernacular."
Monday, November 23, 2015
The P is silent
When someone asked about a word with a silent P in it, he would always say the P is silent just like the Pee in swimming. Which always got a blank stare from people.
Thursday, April 30, 2015
When wanting seasoning at the table
He would say "pass the salt and pecker"
Or "Pass the salt Walt" because it rhymed.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Would you like something?
When someone asked if he would like something, he would say "yes, I'll take anything I can get."
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
I See
Every time he said "I See" as in I understand, he said: " I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"
Friday, April 8, 2011
A Good'n
Jerry Sr would always follow one of his family member's name with "he's a good'n".
As an example,"Walt Wooden, he's a good'n."
Dad always loved rhymes.
Monday, January 24, 2011
On recognizing the intelligence of a person
When someone would say something smart but the old man would want to defect from the person's "moment", Dad would say ", that man is one fart smeller", exchanging the first couple of letters in the words Smart and Feller.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
You've been so sweet
He used to say, “You've been so sweet since the baby came.”
I don't know what that means. I need some help here.
I don't know what that means. I need some help here.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Hors D'oeuvre
Instead of calling appetizers "Hors D'oeuvre", as they would be appropriately called, Jerry Sr would call them " Horse's Doovers".
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
A backwards complement
You are a smart feller, oops I meant to say you are a fart smeller.
(side note: I'm not sure what order he said it in)
(side note: I'm not sure what order he said it in)
When signing a piece of art
He would sign pottery that he made by signing: Another goode'n by Jerry Wooden
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Racehorse
When Jerry Sr had a very full bladder, he would say "Out of my way, I have got to piss like a racehorse."
Dad would break out in song sometimes singing "Leprosy"
Leprosy oh my god I've got Leprosy There goes my eye-ball Into my high-ball.
Leprosy oh my god I've got Leprosy There goes my chin friend Into my gin friend.
Leprosy, oh my god I've got Leprosy, There goes my ear dear it fell into my beer dear.
Kiss me quick, there goes my upper lip dear.
Leprosy oh my god I've got Leprosy There goes my chin friend Into my gin friend.
Leprosy, oh my god I've got Leprosy, There goes my ear dear it fell into my beer dear.
Kiss me quick, there goes my upper lip dear.
On losing your keys
If you lost your keys the old man would say, "if you lose your old keys you won't get any nooky."
When someone comes in the door he would say;
Take your hat and jack-it-off. I'm still not sure what that means.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
I am all yours
When feeling particular close to someone, Jerry Sr. would say, " Call me Pee Pee because I am all Ur'ine (Yours)."
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Facts?
When someone would ask if a particular issue was "right", Jerry Sr. would respond, "It may not be right, but its a fact."
Is it Sunday?
When someone asked if today was Sunday, Jerry Sr. would say, It is Sunday all day.....unless it rains".
Monday, November 1, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
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